Closet Smoker? To heck with that! When I was a smoker I did not give a rats a$$ about what people thought of my smoking!
As a matter a fact, if they did not provide a smoking area in what I deemed a resonable distance I would simply light up right where I was with absolutely no care about non-smokers.
Was almost to the point of buying a shirt that said "Smoking Section".
Here are some of the places I lit up and my Nicotine induced justifications.
In my seat on an airplane - no one consulted me regarding their no-smoking policy.
Walking to my gate at most airports - Not my fault they do not have sufficient ventilation.
Nearly all restrooms - Who is going to complain about smell?
Grocery stores - You want my business? Im smokin!
Hardware stores - Does anyone really care?
Let's not forget the gas station when I am buying another carton - Drop my lit butt on the floor stomp it out and say to the clerk, "Carton of Marlboro lights please".
Oh, here was my favorite, the bathroom in a private room at Hospital - The floor nurse would have an absolute Cow, but I would smile and say, can't just go outside and have a smoke looking like this now can I?
Yes, I was quite the rebel :8|:
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B]5/3/2007
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 92
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 2,300
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $322.00
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 14 [B]Hrs:[/B] 5 [B]Mins:[/B] 4 [B]Seconds:[/B] 27