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17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 1148

I have one that I got a lot enjoyment out of... At about the 60 day point into this quit I stepped on the bathroom scale and took inventory. It was clear that I needed to start an exercise routine so I looked at my schedule and decided the morning was the best time to take care of business. I went into work and stopped to talk to the boss about flexing my schedule to accommodate the new exercise regiment. He looked at me in disbelief and asked if I was serious. I of course answered to afirmative and he said "you're in here at least an hour early every day, why don't you use that time?" A momentary pause is all it took. I wish I could attribute this soley to my quit, but it honestly didn't occur to me that I was starting so much ahead of my schedule, it was my routine. Needless to say I exercise every morning and I'm still at work ahead of schedule, just not an hour ahead. [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B]3/15/2007 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 121 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 2,420 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $508.20 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 19 [B]Hrs:[/B] 13 [B]Mins:[/B] 56 [B]Seconds:[/B] 4

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 3541

Not recently but I think it was the second week of my quit, I actually went outside to my usual smoking spot after lunch, opened my purse to get a smoke & then remembered I don't smoke. Shook my head & went back inside for some more water. [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B]5/13/2007 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 61 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 1,220 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $671.00 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 6 [B]Hrs:[/B] 3 [B]Mins:[/B] 33 [B]Seconds:[/B] 15

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 12049

I love this stuff! It really brings out a realization of the addiction and it is also good for some humor :) Josie, Support Specialist

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 3908

Hey Only last week I was in the garden and wanted to burn some garden rubbish... I was searching through my pockets for my lighter.... Mad or what? me xxxxxxxxxxx [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B]8/8/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 339 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 7,458 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] �1,779.75 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 66 [B]Hrs:[/B] 2 [B]Mins:[/B] 58 [B]Seconds:[/B] 54

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 2223

I had so many, but ones of the ones that really stick out in my mind was sitting at a stop sign waiting for the light to change ,and some old guy banging on my car window wanting to know what the hell i was doing???????????? I replyed QUITTIG SMOKING, he dident think it was very funny, i felt pretty silly when i realized i was at a sign and not a light, talk about spacy, i was and am Tresa :) [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B]8/8/2002 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 1800 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 36,000 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $6,300.00 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 253 [B]Hrs:[/B] 19 [B]Mins:[/B] 19 [B]Seconds:[/B] 33

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17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 2830

Here are mine: [url=http://sg.stopsmokingcenter.net/support/viewmessages.aspx?topic=28940&forum=1&forumname=Forum%20for%20New%20Users%20&%20General%20Discussion&topictitle=Torturing%20poor%20sales%20associates]Torturing Poor Sales Associates[/url] Crave the Quit! [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B]6/17/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 756 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 18,900 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $3,122.28 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 53 [B]Hrs:[/B] 7 [B]Mins:[/B] 52 [B]Seconds:[/B] 38

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 112

This is great. I guess one of mine would be the first few days wen I could not concentrate well but still was "working". My boss came back to me a week later and asked what all this was. She was referring to some documents I wrote for an upcoming project. I reread them and I have never seen anything that has made less since. Some of it was pure rambling. It was funny as she asked me to redo all my work from the first 3 days. She did not know I quit so it was more funny to me that she thought I lost my mind... Glad that is over [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B]6/12/2007 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 31 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 775 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $155.00 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 3 [B]Hrs:[/B] 22 [B]Mins:[/B] 12 [B]Seconds:[/B] 36

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 598

I don't have any funny stories yet, darn it! new me [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B]5/26/2007 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 47 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 1,128 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $235.00 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 6 [B]Hrs:[/B] 14 [B]Mins:[/B] 31 [B]Seconds:[/B] 12

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 2417

I forgot to compliment you though!! Great job!!! I am still having those brain farts that you get when you first quit! [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B]1/8/2007 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 185 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 2,775 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $777.00 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 17 [B]Hrs:[/B] 4 [B]Mins:[/B] 52 [B]Seconds:[/B] 20

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 1356

nice photo of our son Teddy you took there honey. :) Well I don't know if this is funny....at work my friend Mary said, you are in such a good mood to be quitting smoking, can you take this pill forever? What like I am not sweetness and light normally? ;) Sue [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B]5/3/2007 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 70 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 700 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $122.50 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 6 [B]Hrs:[/B] 17 [B]Mins:[/B] 30 [B]Seconds:[/B] 56

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