LOL!! That's great, John!!! And yeah... I do identify.
Well, I'm sure that the stuff I've done recently won't seem too odd to you folks, but just so you know that you're not alone...
About twice a day I'll be sitting at the computer, deep in thought... and reach up to grab my burning cigarette out of the ashtray. And, of course, there is neither a smoke or an ashtray. Now I just smile when that happens.
Oh, and I took some of my students camping (along with some other teachers), and the first night we were there we were building a fire... and a co-worker asked, "Does anyone have a lighter". My response was immediate; "Yup, right here" I said as I dug into my pocket... and then... "Ah... no, I guess I don't...ah... I quit...er"
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B]3/6/2007
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 128
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 3,200
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $1,184.00
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 20 [B]Hrs:[/B] 16 [B]Mins:[/B] 48 [B]Seconds:[/B] 32