Or should I say lighten up? Sometimes all you need is a good chuckle or better yet, a gut laugh. I heard a really good one recently. It starts off a little shaky but trust me�
A young soon to be parents are traveling in a car when they have a bad accident. The woman wakes in the hospital confused then scared and asks the nurse what happened. The nurse comforts her as she explains, �You�ve been in a coma for a year now.� She notices she is no longer pregnant and before she can ask the nurse tells her the babies are fine. The woman didn�t know she was carrying twins. �Yes, you have a healthy little girl and a healthy little boy.� The woman asked for her husband and the nurse explained the he didn�t survive the accident. In shock she realized that her children were a year old and she had never seen them or named them. �Where are my children and were they given names?� The nurse explained that her brother Bubba had the children and had given them names. Her shock turned to horror as she realized that Bubba had named her children. In fear of the answer she asked, �What is the girl's name?� �Denise,� the nurse answered. She had always liked that name and the woman�s fear began to subside. �And the boy?� she asked. �Da-nephew� the nurse replied.
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B]3/15/2007
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 220
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 4,400
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $924.00
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 35 [B]Hrs:[/B] 13 [B]Mins:[/B] 23 [B]Seconds:[/B] 21
