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bump for kristilu and the freebirds

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Thanks for the bump! Danielle ____________________ The SSC Support Team

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 848

Bump mostly for laughs. Might be helpful for those hitting bumpy spots in the road. [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 3/29/2007 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 15 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 192 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $61.2 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 1 [B]Hrs:[/B] 11 [B]Mins:[/B] 31 [B]Seconds:[/B] 0

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17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 292

I googled some quotes and found these... some of 'em just cracked me up. =D [color=red] If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. ~Douglas Adams[/color] [color=orange] Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. ~George D. Prentice (Took me a minute to get that... "cure" as in "cured ham," harhar)[/color] [color=green] The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson[/color] [color=blue] Tobacco. Tumor causing, teeth staining, smelly, puking habit. ~Arizona Department of Health Services Tobacco Education and Prevention Program ad campaign, created by Riester-Robb Advertising[/color] [color=purple] Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your cigarettes. ~Author Unknown[/color] [color=red] The best way to stop smoking is to just stop - no ifs, ands or butts. ~Edith Zittler[/color] [color=orange] Thank heaven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the lungs are fine. ~A.P. Herbert (LOL, some days ARE like that!)[/color] [color=green] I'd rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth. ~Paul Carvel[/color] [color=blue] A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other. ~Author Unknown[/color] [color=purple] Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. ~Author Unknown (Eeeewww! But it did make me giggle.)[/color] [color=red] I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and put them in my mouth. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966[/color] [color=orange] They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966[/color] [color=green] The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches. ~Author Unknown[/color] LOL, I love stuff like this. [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 1/1/2007 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 17 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 536 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $51 [B]Life Gained:[

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 175

I've been reading some famous cigarette quotes, some funny, some not so funny...Any more? -- 2tone [i]�Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."�[/i] [b]Dave Barry[/b] [i]�I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.�[/i] [b]Rodney Dangerfield[/b] [i]�I light the cigarette to put off the journey, to put off all journeys, to put off the entire universe�[/i] [b]Unknown[/b] [i]One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying.[/i] [b]Unknown[/b] [i]The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.[/i] [b]Kurt Vonnegut[/b] [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 12/26/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 23 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 669 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $126.5 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 3 [B]Hrs:[/B] 22 [B]Mins:[/B] 9 [B]Seconds:[/B] 7

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17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 8

Thanks for the quotes - some really good ones which I'm adding to my quit journal too! [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 12/15/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 35 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 883 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $358.75 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 4 [B]Hrs:[/B] 3 [B]Mins:[/B] 3 [B]Seconds:[/B] 2

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 2039

Nice work, guys. I really enjoyed reading all the quotes. They really make you stop and think. Cheers, Jan [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 1/13/2007 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 6 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 188 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $54 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 0 [B]Hrs:[/B] 16 [B]Mins:[/B] 56 [B]Seconds:[/B] 0

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 2830

[IMG]http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c177/kissnflirt/u31p5t.jpg[/IMG] Crave the Quit! Pam [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 10/28/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 448 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 11,214 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $1850.24 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 31 [B]Hrs:[/B] 22 [B]Mins:[/B] 17 [B]Seconds:[/B] 39

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[color=purple]"Quitting smoking is the easiest thing I have ever done. I've. done it a thousand times." Mark Twain[/color] [color=green]"Cigarettes do the smoking. You're just the sucker." Author Unknown[/color] [color=maroon]"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool." Author Unknown[/color] [color=brown]"As ye smoke, so shall ye reek." - Anonymous[/color] [color=blue]"My smoking might be bothering you, but it's killing me." - Colette, (1873-1954) French novelist[/color] [color=orange]"But cheer up -- we could be selling tobacco. It's not like software kills people if used as intended." - David Chase[/color] [color=pink]"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign,[/color] [color=red]"It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics." - Fletcher Knebel, Reader's Digest, December 1961[/color] [color=brown]"I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time." -Mark Twain, (1835-1910)[/color] [color=purple]"Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs." - Mary S. Ott, Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations (Leonard Louis Levinson)[/color] [color=blue]"Tobacco, divine, rare, super excellent tobacco, which goes far beyond all the panaceas, potable gold, and philosophers' stones, a sovereign remedy to all diseases . . . but as it is commonly abused by most men, which take it as tinkers do ale, 'tis a plague, a mischief, a violent purger of goods, lands, health; hellish, devilish and damned tobacco, the ruin and overthrow of body and soul." - Robert Burton, (1577-1640), English clergyman author, Anatomy of Melanchol[/color] [color=navy]"Usually we trust that nature has a master plan. But what was it she expected us to do with tobacco?" - Bill Vaughan[/color] [color=navy]"Tobacco drieth the brain, dimmeth the sight, vitiateth the smell, hurteth the stomach, destroyeth the concoction, disturbeth the humors and spirits, corrupteth the breath, induceth a trembling of the limbs, exsiccateth the windpipe, lungs, and liver, annoyeth the milt, scorcheth the heart, and causeth the blood to be adjusted." -T

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 1450

I have collected lots of quotes in my quit journal~ He didn't die from a bomb or a bullet. He died from a cigarette. [size=1] � Dr. Fadlo Khuri, a lung cancer specialist and professor at Emory University's Winship Cancer Institute, on the death of Peter Jennings [/size] In our last conversation he kept saying, 'Those damn cigarettes, those damn cigarettes.' [size=1]� Johnny Carson's brother, TV producer Dick Carson.[/size] It's bad enough that our troops are targeted by terrorist bullets. It's a tragedy that so many of them will die because they were targeted by Big Tobacco. [size=1]� Debra Kelley, vice president of government relations for the American Lung Association of California, on the skyrocketing smoking rates of US troops in Iraq.[/size] U.S. Patent No. 6,202,649: 'Method of Treating Tobacco to Reduce Nitrosamine Content, and Products Produced Thereby' [size=1]� Star Scientific's heat-exchanger/tobacco curing patent, granted in 2001.[/size] To lose 10 years off your life isn't trivial. It's like losing your retirement years. [size=1]� Dr Charles Saunders, chair of the British Medical Association[/size] We're not there to start a bad habit with anybody, because you know, it's an elective thing. If you want 'em and a guy hands 'em to you, you can take 'em. If you don't, you can hand them back. [size=1]� WOAI talk show host Jeff Bolton, who started "Sticks for Soldiers," which sends cigars to military personnel in Afghanistan and Iraq.[/size] The toxins from cigarette smoke go everywhere the blood flows. [size=1]� U.S. Surgeon General Richard H. Carmona[/size] Smoking in men is a tragedy because a lot of the damage was done in the 1940s and 1950s, before the tobacco industry was aware of how dangerous cigarettes were. But in women it's a crime because the cigarette companies made a conscious decision to market to women in the 1960s, after they knew, and a lot of women are now addicted as a result. [size=1]� Dr. Fred Grannis, head of thoracic surgery of City of Hope Hospital in Los Angeles.[/size] The hand holding a lit cigarette is the same height of a child's face. It's not uncommon for us to see young mothers with lung cancer. It is not a disease that hits people in their 70s anymore. [size=1]� David Ball from Pe

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