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18 years ago 0 +0 / -0 3875

BUmpe for newbies who need a good laugh!

18 years ago 0 +0 / -0 97

This should be bumped weekly! Laughter is the best medicine - while I'm waiting for my IQ to get back to a double-digit, and my weight to drop a double digit... :p [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 2/21/2007 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 61 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 1,110 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $335.5 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 8 [B]Hrs:[/B] 11 [B]Mins:[/B] 36 [B]Seconds:[/B] 47

18 years ago 0 +0 / -0 706

Thank you so much for the bump. My boyfriend was in the "murder and random act of violence" stage tonight. The kids broke the toliet and I won't go into the details. But, he had to fix it.. he is day 4 without a cig. Needless to say it was touch and go for a bit, but he made it.. and so did the kids... LOL! [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 4/18/2007 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 5 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 75 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $15 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 0 [B]Hrs:[/B] 9 [B]Mins:[/B] 17 [B]Seconds:[/B] 27

18 years ago 0 +0 / -0 932

Bump. This is soooo hilarious. ;p Great for all newbies and everyone just needing a laugh right now. Hugs, Tutti [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 2/18/2007 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 64 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 2,880 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $229.76 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 6 [B]Hrs:[/B] 18 [B]Mins:[/B] 39 [B]Seconds:[/B] 49

18 years ago 0 +0 / -0 29

This post rocked! Love it - great for a hearty laugh! I can't wait till I can say I have 6 months under my belt! [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 1/28/2007 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 0 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 0 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $0 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 0 [B]Hrs:[/B] 0 [B]Mins:[/B] 0 [B]Seconds:[/B] 0

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$283,517.44

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Days: 5590 Hours: 3

Minutes: 8 Seconds: 26

Life Gained
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45821

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687,315

Cigarettes Not Smoked

18 years ago 0 +0 / -0 925

Thanks for the bump Riverdale Man. I haven't laughed this hard since I read a post about forks and eyes. This is really a knee slapper. I know some people who are going to love this. Thanks to vicki for the original post. Pat [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 1/28/2007 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 0 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 0 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $0 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 0 [B]Hrs:[/B] 0 [B]Mins:[/B] 0 [B]Seconds:[/B] 0

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$128,889.60

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Days: 866 Hours: 5

Minutes: 4 Seconds: 33

Life Gained
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6713

Smoke Free Days
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322,224

Cigarettes Not Smoked

18 years ago 0 +0 / -0 420

This is great!... loved the Browser's Butt, and bowel movement... surprised surgical units weren't dispatched!! [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 12/31/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 5 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 53 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $9.65 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 0 [B]Hrs:[/B] 14 [B]Mins:[/B] 46 [B]Seconds:[/B] 41

18 years ago 0 +0 / -0 77

I sooo needed this today, thanks. I am normal, huh, go figure. Now I can tell everyone to leave me alone. Thanks for the bump. Wendi [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 12/18/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 17 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 440 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $68 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 1 [B]Hrs:[/B] 8 [B]Mins:[/B] 36 [B]Seconds:[/B] 32

18 years ago 0 +0 / -0 983

I LOVE this post....soooo true, in a twisted sort of way. All quitter's old and new can relate! Thanks, Kaiti [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 11/7/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 58 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 1,286 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $319 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 5 [B]Hrs:[/B] 6 [B]Mins:[/B] 40 [B]Seconds:[/B] 42

18 years ago 0 +0 / -0 983

I needed this today!!! Thanks for the smile [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 11/7/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 1 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 29 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $5.5 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 0 [B]Hrs:[/B] 2 [B]Mins:[/B] 53 [B]Seconds:[/B] 11

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