[quote]Twenty (20) minutes after quitting. You begin looking for loopholes in your quit commitment, thinking about postponing the whole arrangement until after the next millennium begins.
After 8 hours. You have already contemplated at least three murders and several other brutal acts of violence.
After 24 Hours. Your city or town declares a mysterious and unforeseen water shortage, while municipal sewers are suddenly overwhelmed.
After 1 week. You have consumed enough calories to sustain a Bengali village of 2000 for four years. Food shortages become critical within your region; pets and local wild animals become nervous.
After 2 weeks. Quitzits establish early outposts on your face. Risk of Browser's Butt Syndrome (BBS) rises to equal that for 13-year-old boys with new computers and Internet access. Smileys appear in your writing and begin to replicate
Within 1 month. You have already begun to pester smokers and complain about the smell of their obnoxious cigarettes; IQ returns to low double-digits; Quitzits begin to function autonomously. Exclamation point shortages prevail across the land.
After 6 weeks You may have experienced your first bowel movement since your quit began; if not, be patient, it will happen within a few more weeks.
After 2 months. You begin to forget the pain and misery of the first week without cigarettes, and are wondering if you could, perhaps, remind yourself of what you've been missing; Quitzits establish territorial treaties with each other.
After 5 months. Intelligence returns to at least 60% of its pre-quit level; concentration remains a problem, at only 50%; carpal tunnel syndrome incidence exceeds all known levels for any keyboard-intensive occupation; you have typed more words than are contained within all the works of William Shakespeare, but with more flair and "sparkle".
After 6 months. You wonder why you ever waited this long to quit. It's way, way, worth it. Keep the QUIT!! [/quote]
Hilarious! [IMG]http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a17/Daniwiz/18.gif[/IMG]
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 5/12/2006
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 12
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 384
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $48
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 1 [B]Hrs:[/B] 1 [B]Mins:[/B] 54 [B]Seconds:[/B] 6
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Quit Meter
$54,745.20
Amount Saved
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Quit Meter
Days: 5982
Hours: 16
Minutes: 10
Seconds: 3
Life Gained
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45621
Smoke Free Days
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Quit Meter
136,863
Cigarettes Not Smoked
