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19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 3131

bREAKING fREE lol.So you know the one about the non-smoking couple who wanted to get married, had a car accident and ended up in Heaven. They went to god and said we really want to get married here in heaven.God replied see you in 5 years I'll see what I can do. The non-smoking couple comes back in 5 years and ask God, can you marry us now. God replies see you in 5 more years. 5 more years later the non-smoking couple come back to God and God says : you will be married tomorrow. A year later the married non-smoking couple comes back to god and say ;Marriage is not all we thought it would be, we want a divorce. To this God answers: It took me ten years to find a priest in here, how long do you think it will take me to find a lawyer. They're still non-smokers..... [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 6/13/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 46 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 697 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $184 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 6 [B]Hrs:[/B] 3 [B]Mins:[/B] 5 [B]Seconds:[/B] 27

19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 2838

BF and Marie: You two are a HOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 5/23/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 67 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 3,381 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $536 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 6 [B]Hrs:[/B] 23 [B]Mins:[/B] 2 [B]Seconds:[/B] 9

19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 3368

Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case. [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 5/12/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 78 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 2,354 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $312 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 6 [B]Hrs:[/B] 14 [B]Mins:[/B] 25 [B]Seconds:[/B] 3

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$55,315.20

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Days: 6345 Hours: 6

Minutes: 20 Seconds: 13

Life Gained
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46096

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138,288

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19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 3368

LOL @ Marie's joke. That's right Josie. We'll be transformed from basket cases in no time. Just keep persevering folks! If Moses can be transformed, surely we can! [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 5/12/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 78 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 2,354 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $312 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 6 [B]Hrs:[/B] 14 [B]Mins:[/B] 27 [B]Seconds:[/B] 30

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$55,315.20

Amount Saved
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Days: 6345 Hours: 6

Minutes: 20 Seconds: 13

Life Gained
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46096

Smoke Free Days
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138,288

Cigarettes Not Smoked

19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 715

Just go to any search engine and type in... smoking jokes for a good laugh :) Cherie

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$30,846.00

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Days: 690 Hours: 23

Minutes: 55 Seconds: 3

Life Gained
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5141

Smoke Free Days
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102,820

Cigarettes Not Smoked

19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 12049

Be strong and persevere! You can do this and we can help :) Take it one day at a time :) Josie _____________________ The SSC Support Team.

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