Oh, I forgot to mention until now that I woke up this morning. That's not the news, but I woke up thinking about all the recent slips. It's as though ol nic has been able to virus the site. Here's the news:
This is a [faux] public service announcement BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Please be advised that as of this point it is hereby after the deadline for all slips. Anyone who up until this point has not yet had a slip, whether or not a slip is contemplated, has missed the deadline to engage in any slip. The timeframe is closed following the stressful holidays. A seperate enrollment period will be open, on an individual basis, subject to prior approval, at some point next year of which time you may, or probably won't be notified.
(Psssst - this is where you say "if you say so" and then you can make a public announcemnt of your own, something like "I'm not gonna smoke!" or "I'm smoke-free today!" or "Who? me? what?".
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 12/29/2006
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 12
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 125
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $60
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 1 [B]Hrs:[/B] 4 [B]Mins:[/B] 32 [B]Seconds:[/B] 47