Greetings,
I can remember...wait a minute, why did I just write the word "remember"? I'm not starting off very well am I, this string is about "blackouts and forgetfulness" which come from excess drinking? OK, I can vaguely recall, (that's better) and please do not interpret that I am intentionally making fun of a serious matter.
Not only would I completely forget (and I am deadly serious), but I would also have to ask my drinking buddies if I had a good time last night, and this I did pretty much regularly. Or, I'd ask them did I do something stupid to embarrass myself or others? Now that's pretty pathetic. Perhaps you guys have done something similar? It's downright "forgetfulness" at its worst. And those drinking buddies, weren't so much "buddies," they were more what I'd term "drinking partners."
Of course, my drinking buddies (drinking partners) used to take advantage of these stupid forgetful episodes of mine to practice their comedy routines and scare the living **** out of me. They would say one of a couple of things. For example, they would say, "Holy **** man, I sure hope you remember that you now have a date tonight with that really far-out crazy person who works in such and such a section, and if you don't friggin show up, she's going to mess you up good at the office on Monday."
Or, the real smart-ass drinking buddies (drinking partners) would say something even scarier like "If I were you man, I'd hide for a while." To which I would ultimately "bite," and respond, "Why?" "Why do I need to hide for?" "For crying out loud man, don't you remember what you did'? To which I would bite again and reply "No, should I?" "Well, you told this biker guy that you would pound the living **** out of him and his buddies tonight because they wouldn't quiet down and let you listen to the playoff semi-final NHL hockey game." So, I'd say something like, "Seriously are you ****ting me, or just screwing around with my head on purpose?" They, of course, would not even smile. They'd continue, by saying, "Look man, the dudes are coming by your house tonight, because you gave them your friggin address, you dumb ass." "You also included us in this whole BS thing, saying we all had martial arts training and black belts." Well, they'd tell me this at about 1:00 p.m. when I woke up from my drunkin episode, and being the nice "drinking buddies" (drinking partners) they were, wouldn't tell me the truth that I had done no such thing until about 7:30-8:00 p.m. Until that time, I pretty much **** my pants and drank about 8-10 beer, figuring if I was going to get the **** kicked out of me, I'd be better off plastered so it wouldn't hurt so bad.
Oh, those good old drinking days and "drinking partners"! What a bunch of sons of *****es! With buddies like that, who needed enemies? And then again, to be truthful and take full responsibility for my excess drinking, I really had no one but myself to blame.
But I digress a lot and apologize guys. The point is, as you guys have shared, it is a scary proposition when you drink to such excess that you experience these "black-outs", or periods of complete "forgetfulness."