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16 years ago 0 +0 / -0 1153

Astrofan,

Thanks for starting us off at this poetry session!

Brenna, Bilingual Health Educator

16 years ago 0 +0 / -0 967

Oh these are all so good, not sure I can top any of that. lets see

Quitting Quitting thats all I can see

More than the happiness that used to be

I know when I'm done

I can say that I won

And happy again I wil be.

[B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B]12/6/2007 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 153 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 4,590 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $573.75 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 12 [B]Hrs:[/B] 11 [B]Mins:[/B] 39 [B]Seconds:[/B] 10

16 years ago 0 +0 / -0 901

i bought a pack of camels

to the bar i did go

i drank my beer and smoked 'em

my throat's sore don't you know

my lungs were full of junk'

and i was coughing up a fit

i've had enough

yes it was tough

but thank god i finally quit

[B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B]3/12/2008 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 56 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 1,680 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $504.00 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 9 [B]Hrs:[/B] 4 [B]Mins:[/B] 50 [B]Seconds:[/B] 53

16 years ago 0 +0 / -0 5195

This isn't a joke.

If you Smoke,

You will die,

and that's no lie.

[B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B]7/1/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 1041 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 20,820 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $3,695.55 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 96 [B]Hrs:[/B] 8 [B]Mins:[/B] 54 [B]Seconds:[/B] 38

16 years ago 0 +0 / -0 2778

Fine!! Top this Mr. Poem-maker!!!

Hopefully this will look right with this new fangled input screen!!! What the heck happened to to looks of our quit meters, Mods?????

There once was a smoker named Jim,

Who used to be nice and slim!!!

But he up and quit,

now his clothes don't fit,

But that is all right with him!!!

I might be a poet,

but my shoes sure don't show it,

they're... short fellows!!!!

Nyuk, nyuk nyuk!!!! I gots a million of em!!!!

Jim

[B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B]3/5/2008 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 63 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 1,575 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $259.88 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 10 [B]Hrs:[/B] 8 [B]Mins:[/B] 9 [B]Seconds:[/B] 35

Quit Meter

$45,825.00

Amount Saved
Quit Meter

Days: 1096 Hours: 20

Minutes: 3 Seconds: 49

Life Gained
Quit Meter

6110

Smoke Free Days
Quit Meter

183,300

Cigarettes Not Smoked

16 years ago 0 +0 / -0 901

nice boots , nice.

[B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B]3/12/2008 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 55 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 1,650 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $495.00 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 9 [B]Hrs:[/B] 1 [B]Mins:[/B] 57 [B]Seconds:[/B] 25

16 years ago 0 +0 / -0 87

I needed that lol ...... thanks !

roses are red

violets are blue

if I booted that butt

You can too ...!

[B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B]2/4/2008 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 92 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 2,576 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $386.40 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 10 [B]Hrs:[/B] 22 [B]Mins:[/B] 22 [B]Seconds:[/B] 39

16 years ago 0 +0 / -0 901

okay , being the man of the arts that i am , i will now take a stab at a smoking poem.

get your tissues ready , this is deep.........................

roses are red

violets are blue

i don't smoke anymore

and neither do you

i challenge all the great poets like frost & keats to beat that one.

next time , it's a limerick !

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