Trailbum,
I do not have any advice for you, becuase I am sorta in same boat. My son has the stomach bug. I just picked my girl up, she say her tummy hurts. I know I will get it too. I too want to smoke. I am just staying away from stores. Coming here. In fact I just have it on this site. I refer to this as the screamin cheata willies. It will run rampid threw my house. I pray I am strong enough to make it threw.
You know what I am, so are you. We can do this, one bathroom trip at a time. ;). Hope you feel better..
Grace