I feel I am pulling out as many stops as I can to get the job done this time, kind of like you explain with "Whatever it takes, just don't smoke!" I have a couple of plastic fake cigarettes - they have some smokey taste to them but more like BBQ than cigarette smoke - I bought years ago that I am going to dig out, you've reminded me of them. I like the idea of them for the car better than the nicotine free e-cig, too.