My Dear Eya, I hate to think what lard might be doing in that part of your body or how it got there, but in only two days back, I have seen posts about making out, doing unspeakable things with collies, and God only knows WHAT else you whipper-snappers might have been up to in my absence (I just said whips, God help me).
And no, for your information, I never put apples in bongs (or anywhere else you may already have thought of). When I was young and lithe, bongs are what doorbells said. And even I never smoked a doorbell, with or without an apple in it.
As to how your -- er -- rear end got "stubbed out," I'm sure I don't want to know. (But you could always send me a private message with the details!! I am planning a party for the weekend, Lent notwithstanding, that will no doubt involve lard, apples, collies, and whatever salacious details you send along. There will not, however, be any smoking of any substance through any medium, including things that go bong -- or bonk -- in the night.)
Thanks!
peteg
stories (sometimes so poignant; scared; disillusioned) - but all so very valuable to help each other along the Quit journey! I've been grateful to find this safe haven on many a sleepless night recently! Maybe you'll find time, Peteg, to add your wonderful way with words to Pen's Poetry Corner - Got a Haiku up your sleeve??? Have a great weekend everyone! Just say NOPE! 
!! from my fellow real time Quit buds here! Also very fine to read these flashing stats and words of wisdom from those who have made it even longer! Thx to Ashley, Jazz, Aloha (4 Yrs; WOW!) & Lula just in this post alone! WooHoo! Already packed away my chainsaw in favor of some new state 'o the art running shoes! Now. . . if I can just get the lard off my (stubbed out) butt . . . ahhhhhh! that would be grand! Eya 
