But I tried to eat popcorn and pretzels and weight watchers desserts and I was succesful managing control damage
. I llok at it with a positive attitude: I'm less wrinkled!
LOL Just kidding.
Don't worry about your weight! You are improving your health! You have a lot of time to shed the extra pounds! Don't worry about the weight gain! I know it is hard to do it, but you can do it! An enjoy your cookies.
After 20 minutes of yout quit
You begin looking for loopholes in your quit commitment, thinking about postponing the whole arrangement until after the next millenium begins.
After 8 hours.
You have already contemplated at least three murders and several other brutal acts of violence.
After 24 Hours.
Your city or town declares a mysterious and unforeseen water shortage, while municipal sewers are suddenly overwhelmed.
After one week.
You have consumed enough calories to sustain a Bengali village of 2000 for four years. Food shortages become critical within your region; pets and local wild animals become nervous.
After two weeks.
Quitzits establish early outposts on your face. Risk of Browser`s Butt Syndrome (BBS) rises to equal that for 13-year-old boys with new computers and internet access. Smileys appear in your writing and begin to replicate :)
Within one month.
You have already begun to pester smokers and complain about the smell of their obnoxious cigarettes; IQ returns to low double-digits; Quitzits begin to function autonomously. Exclamation point shortages prevail across the land.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After six weeks
You may have experienced your first bowel movement since your quit began; if not, be patient, it will happen within a few more weeks.
After two months.
You begin to forget the pain and misery of the first week without cigarettes, and are wondering if you could, perhaps, remind yourself of what you`ve been missing; Quitzits establish territorial treaties with each other.
After five months.
Intelligence returns to at least 60% of its pre-quit level; concentration remains a problem, at only 50%; carpal tunnel syndrome incidence exceeds all known levels for any keyboard-intensive occupation; you have typed more words than are contained within all the works of William Shakespeare, but with more flair and `sparkle`.
After six months.
