So let it be said, so let it be written:
Kristilu hereby requests a divorce from Junkie due to irreconcilable differences. Kristilu will take possession of her clean lungs, self esteem, nice smelling clothes, newly found energy, and any monies saved from this day forward. Kristilu agrees to take 10 pounds with her so long as she can give them back plus some at any given time. Junkie will take with it all its lies, smoke, disease, ugliness, insecurities, stinkyness, and its dreadful future. Junkie is hereby ordered to pack its sh*t and catch the first train to h*ll and kiss kristilu's ash GOODBYE!
All those in favor say I !
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B]2/11/2008
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 3
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 75
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $20.63
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 0 [B]Hrs:[/B] 5 [B]Mins:[/B] 50 [B]Seconds:[/B] 11