You should smoke if you want to have...

1 Withdrawal symptoms constantly 
2 Bad smoker’s breath 
3 Stained teeth 
4 Cough/sore throat/phlegm
5 Problems breathing 
6 Feeling tired and out of breath 
7 Wrinkles (more, sooner) 
8 Arguments with family and friends when withdrawing
9 Emphysema 
10 Heart disease 
11 Gum disease 
12 Bad smell in your clothes, hair, skin 
13 Cigarette burns in your car or on your clothes 
14 Risk of secondhand smoke to people around you 
15 Acute myeloid leukemia
16 Cervical cancer
17 Kidney cancer
18 Pancreatic cancer
19 Stomach cancer
20 Abdominal aortic aneurysm
21 Cataracts
22 Periodontitis
23 Pneumonia
24 Lung cancer
25 Lung disease
26 Heart attack
27 Heart disease
28 Hypertension
29 Stroke
30 Oral cancer
31 Bladder cancer
32 Pregnancy complications
33 Low birth weight babies
34 Early menopause
35 Lower estrogen level for women
36 Sudden infant death syndrome for pregnant women
37 Atherosclerosis
38 Peripheral vascular disease
39 Cancer of the throat 
40 Cancer of the esophagus
41 Chronic bronchitis
42 Gangrene
43 Blood clots
44 A drug addiction
45 Loss of smell
46 Loss of freedom
47 To be seen as an outcast in society
48 Seen as a person with no will power
49 Viewed as an unattractive person
50 An expensive habit
51 To be inconvenienced and have to go outside
52 To be dependant on a substance
53 To worry about not having cigarettes when you want one
54 Dying early in life
55 Mood swings
56 To be seen as a loser in life
57 Headaches
58 Heartburn
59 Congestion
60 Loss of speech
61 Loss of limbs
62 Larynx cancer
63 Aneurysms 
64 Increase HDL Cholesterol level
65 Loss of appetite
66 Brittle bones 
67 Erectile dysfunction 
68 Damage to DNA
69 High blood sugar
70 Infertility in woman
71 Impotence in men
72 Pathological increase in the heart rate and subsequent damage to the heart
73 Constriction and even total collapse of blood vessels
74 Numbness of hands and arms
75 Marked increase in stomach acidity
76 Crippling of taste buds
77 Massive destruction of vital cells 
78 Coldness of hands and feet
79 Tooth loss
80 Stained hands and skin
81 Damaged hair
82 Cloudy vision
83 Loss of endurance
84 Loss of stamina
85 Increased risk for diabetes
86 Be put on oxygen
87 Swollen feet
88 Hospitalized for immobility
89 To miss out seeing your family grow up
90 Spend your life hiding in shame
91 Low self esteem because you can't quit
92 Treated as a drug addict
93 Circulatory problems
94 Respiratory problems
95 Skin disease
96 Mouth disease
97 Stomach ulcers
98 Gastrointestinal problems
99 Bad self image
100 Coping problems and how about feeling GUILTY for the rest of your life


Well there were 100 reasons to smoke and the last one was actually the only reason not to smoke...

101 The only reason not to smoke - is if you don't want all that crap up there.

I hope you see where I'm coming from. 

Amanda we are all rooting for you, stay strong, you can do this.